friendship maintenance,
one roast at a time.
Field notes on group chats, flaky friends, gym-skippers, and the art of the affectionate callout. Long-form for people who like the format too much to keep it to themselves.
how to send an anonymous card without getting caught
The card is anonymous. YOU are the leak. A field guide to plausible deniability, from someone who has watched dozens of senders expose themselves.
the official little bitch report form (form LB-1)
You searched for a little bitch report form. This is it. Filing takes 30 seconds, processing is instant, and the accused gets an appeals process.
you searched "jibjab alternative" and honestly? valid
The dancing-elf card had its moment. Here are 7 sites to use instead — ranked by how hard your group chat will actually laugh.
your friend is "so exhausted" from their third trip this summer
A field guide to the vacation humblebragger — the complaints that are secretly brags, the perfectly imperfect captions, and why a card is the only correct response.
"down for anything" is a threat, actually
a forensic breakdown of the friend who won't pick dates, won't Venmo the deposit, and somehow has NOTES about an Airbnb she has never once opened. summer trip edition.