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group chat call out card

the group chat call-out tool.

When the group chat finally agrees on something — usually that one person — the right move is a card. Send a co-signed accusation, watch the screenshots fly, deny everything in private. The group chat democracy in action.

examples

cards you could send right now.

to:
OMAR
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Voted no on the karaoke bar without offering an alternative.
with love, min
6level 6/10 — fully spiraling
to:
LIN
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Changed the spotify queue mid-song without asking. Twice.
with love, jay
4level 4/10 — committed bitch
to:
SHAY
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Ghosted the bachelorette weekend with 6 hours notice.
with love, em
8level 8/10 — menace
questions

common things people ask about this one.

Can the whole group chat sign one card?
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Yes — that's the group pile-on feature. After you create the card, the share modal gives you a second 'co-signer' link. Send THAT link in the group chat first; each friend hits it, adds their one-liner, and signs the same card (up to 12 signers total). Then send the regular link to the target. The card lands with every one-liner visible underneath the original offense.
Will they know who sent it?
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Only if you put your name in the 'signed by' field. Otherwise it lands signed 'anon' or whatever you typed. Plausible deniability included.
Is the card actually shared with everyone?
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The recipient gets a private URL. You can also opt into the public Wall (first-name-and-initial only) so others can browse and laugh at the offenses.
your move

the card writes itself.

We'll pre-fill the template. You just pick the level.

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