i'malb.
card for a friend who cancels last minute

for the friend who always cancels.

If your group chat has that one person who 'on my way!' means 'I haven't left' — this is the card for them. Send it anonymously, tap a button, share a link. They'll see exactly what you've been holding in for months.

examples

cards you could send right now.

to:
LENA
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Bailed at 6:58pm citing 'mysterious low battery.'
with love, dani
5level 5/10 — real bitch hours
to:
MARCUS
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Said 'on my way' 35 minutes ago. Still hasn't left the house.
with love, the gc
7level 7/10 — unhinged
to:
ANDRE
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Cancelled the trip the morning of, claims 'vibes off'. We saw the post.
with love, kayla
9level 9/10 — historic event
questions

common things people ask about this one.

Is this passive-aggressive?
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It's actively-aggressive in the most affectionate way possible. The format is the joke — your friend gets a real beautifully designed card calling them a little bitch. They'll laugh, scream, and call you a menace.
What if they take it the wrong way?
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Every card has a one-tap takedown button. If they're not in on the joke, it's gone with one click — no account needed.
Can I make it anonymous?
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Yes. Signing the card is optional. Leave it blank and they'll never know it was you (officially).
your move

the card writes itself.

We'll pre-fill the template. You just pick the level.

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