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i'm a little
bitch.

Send your friend a beautifully designed accusation. They probably deserve it.

An anonymous card-generator for calling out a flaky friend, group-chat villain, gym-skipper, or anyone in your life behaving like a little bitch about something trivial. Free, instant, no accounts.

Call someone a little bitch →See the Wall of Bitches
81bitches called out this week
★ THE EXHIBITS ★
to:
MARCUS
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Said the iced latte was 'a little too cold.'
with love, the gc
2level 2/10 — borderline whiny
to:
LENA
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Bailed at 6:58pm citing 'mysterious low battery.'
with love, dani
5level 5/10 — real bitch hours
to:
JAMES
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Refused to try the oyster. In front of everyone.
with love, kayla
9level 9/10 — historic event
how it works

three (3) easy steps.

1
pick a reason
choose a template or write it yourself (140 chars, choose wisely).
2
set the level
crank the dial. 1 is whiny, 10 is a federal incident.
3
send the link
text, dm, airdrop, hand-deliver. they will know.
from the wall

recent accusations.

see the whole wall →
to:
jordan
“kept saying 'i could go either way' all night”
level 3/10— anon
to:
priya
“set thermostat to 78°F like a lunatic”
level 6/10— anon
to:
theo
“left the gym after 14 minutes again”
level 8/10— anon
to:
mei
“asked the bartender for 'their lightest IPA'”
level 4/10— anon
questions you'd ask

not a real lawyer.

What is a little bitch card?
A funny digital card that formally accuses a friend of being a little bitch about something trivial — skipping leg day, cancelling at 6:58pm, replying 'haha' to a four-paragraph text. You pick the offense, set a bitchiness level from 1 to 10, and send them the link. Free, anonymous, takes 30 seconds.
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Is this mean?
No. It's affectionate. The joke is the format. We never punch down, never target identity, just trivial stuff.
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Can I get a card removed?
Yes. Every card has a one-click removal link. No account needed.
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Do you store my friends' names?
Only the name on the card, for as long as the card is up. The recipient can remove it anytime, and the public wall only ever shows first name + last initial.
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Can I schedule a card?
Yes — open 'schedule (optional)' on the create form, pick a date/time up to 30 days out. Share the link whenever; the card stays sealed until your scheduled moment.
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last call:
got somebody in mind?
This took you less time to read than it would take them to whine again. Strike now.
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