i'malb.
friend skips gym card

for the friend who keeps skipping leg day.

The gym buddy who 'definitely will' but somehow never does. The one whose calves and quads are mathematically impossible to be related. Send them a card. Make it level 8.

examples

cards you could send right now.

to:
TYLER
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Skipped leg day. Again. Don't think we don't notice.
with love, jess
4level 4/10 — committed bitch
to:
MAVERICK
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Took 22 takes of a squat-rack selfie while a line formed behind them.
with love, lex
6level 6/10 — fully spiraling
to:
THEO
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Left the gym after 14 minutes again. We saw the receipt.
with love, anon
8level 8/10 — menace
questions

common things people ask about this one.

What if I'm also skipping the gym?
+
Glass houses, hypocrisy is the brand, send it anyway.
Can the recipient see who sent it?
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Only if you sign it. The 'signed by' field is optional.
How long does the card stay live?
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14 days. Plenty of time to inflict guilt.
your move

the card writes itself.

We'll pre-fill the template. You just pick the level.

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