always late friend card
for the friend who's always 40 minutes late.
The friend who says 7pm and shows up at 7:47 with no apology. The one whose entry every dinner reservation has to be padded for. This card explains exactly how everyone feels.
examples
cards you could send right now.
to:
you are being
a little
bitch.
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Showed up to brunch 90 minutes late. No apology. Ordered first.with love, alex
7level 7/10 — unhinged
to:
you are being
a little
bitch.
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Made the road trip stop at 4 separate gas stations in 90 minutes.with love, jess
5level 5/10 — real bitch hours
to:
you are being
a little
bitch.
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Said 'on my way' 35 minutes ago. Still hasn't left the house.with love, the gc
5level 5/10 — real bitch hours
questions
common things people ask about this one.
What if I'm also chronically late?+
Throw stones from your glass house, friend. Send it anyway.
Can I schedule the card for the next time they're late?+
Yes. Open 'schedule (optional)' on the create form and set a date/time up to 30 days out. Send the link whenever — it stays sealed until your scheduled moment, perfect for 'the morning after they flake again.'
Will the timestamp give me away?+
Card pages don't show creation time to the recipient. Only the sender can see when it was made.
your move
the card writes itself.
We'll pre-fill the template. You just pick the level.
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