always late friend card
for the friend who's always 40 minutes late.
The friend who says 7pm and shows up at 7:47 with no apology. The one whose entry every dinner reservation has to be padded for. This card explains exactly how everyone feels.
examples
cards you could send right now.
to:
TYLER
you are being
a little
bitch.
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Showed up to brunch 90 minutes late. No apology. Ordered first.with love, alex
7level 7/10 — unhinged
to:
RILEY
you are being
a little
bitch.
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Made the road trip stop at 4 separate gas stations in 90 minutes.with love, jess
5level 5/10 — real bitch hours
to:
DANI
you are being
a little
bitch.
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Said 'on my way' 35 minutes ago. Still hasn't left the house.with love, the gc
5level 5/10 — real bitch hours
questions
common things people ask about this one.
What if I'm also chronically late?+
Throw stones from your glass house, friend. Send it anyway.
Can I schedule the card for the next time they're late?+
Yes. Open 'schedule (optional)' on the create form and set a date/time up to 30 days out. Send the link whenever — it stays sealed until your scheduled moment, perfect for 'the morning after they flake again.'
Will the timestamp give me away?+
Card pages show roughly how long the card has been up ('3 days', not the exact minute), so there's nothing precise to trace back to your 2am grudge session.
your move
the card writes itself.
We'll pre-fill the template. You just pick the level.
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