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always late friend card

for the friend who's always 40 minutes late.

The friend who says 7pm and shows up at 7:47 with no apology. The one whose entry every dinner reservation has to be padded for. This card explains exactly how everyone feels.

examples

cards you could send right now.

to:
TYLER
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Showed up to brunch 90 minutes late. No apology. Ordered first.
with love, alex
7level 7/10 — unhinged
to:
RILEY
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Made the road trip stop at 4 separate gas stations in 90 minutes.
with love, jess
5level 5/10 — real bitch hours
to:
DANI
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Said 'on my way' 35 minutes ago. Still hasn't left the house.
with love, the gc
5level 5/10 — real bitch hours
questions

common things people ask about this one.

What if I'm also chronically late?
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Throw stones from your glass house, friend. Send it anyway.
Can I schedule the card for the next time they're late?
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Yes. Open 'schedule (optional)' on the create form and set a date/time up to 30 days out. Send the link whenever — it stays sealed until your scheduled moment, perfect for 'the morning after they flake again.'
Will the timestamp give me away?
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Card pages don't show creation time to the recipient. Only the sender can see when it was made.
your move

the card writes itself.

We'll pre-fill the template. You just pick the level.

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