not a real lawyer.

No. It's affectionate. The joke is the format — a beautifully designed accusation. We never punch down, never target identity, just trivial stuff like weather complaints and group-chat no-shows.

Yes. Every card has a one-click removal link in the footer of the recipient page. No account needed. We accept that pranksters can take down their own pranks — that's the trade-off for not making recipients sign up.

Only the name typed on the card, and only until it expires (14 days). After that the card is deleted. We never look up users on outside services.

Yes. Open 'schedule (optional)' on the create form and pick a date/time up to 30 days out. The link gets generated immediately, but anyone who opens it (other than you, the sender) sees a sealed teaser until the scheduled moment — then it opens on its own. The recipient still gets the full 14-day window from when the card opens.

A public, anonymized feed of cards where the sender opted in. Names are redacted to first-name-and-initial only.

Yes — group pile-ons. After creating a card, the share modal hands you a 'co-signer' link. Send that to friends BEFORE you send the regular link to the target. Each friend adds their one-liner (max 12 signers per card). When the recipient opens the card, every co-signer's addition appears underneath the original offense. Works best in a group chat where everyone agrees one of you has earned a roast.

Anything cruel, identity-targeting, or that crosses the line. 'Bitch' is the brand — that one's fine. We keep our filters intentionally vague to make them harder to game; cards that slip through can be flagged via the report page and we'll handle them.

Use the report page for moderation. For everything else, email help@imalittlebitch.com.