i'malb.
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the wall of bitches.

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ainsley t.
Wore the same fit to brunch as me. On purpose. After I sent the pic.
level 4/10lex
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cassian l.
Told my joke to my own friends two minutes after I did. Got a better laugh.
level 6/10anon
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soren m.
Claimed the dog 'just doesn't like people.' The dog loves everyone but them.
level 5/10kai
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linnea v.
Ate everyone's birthday cake. Before the candles. Before the song.
level 7/10anon
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magnus b.
Vetoed the road trip stop. Then drove past two gas stations in silence.
level 5/10tyler
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selene k.
Complained the gift was 'too thoughtful.' Somehow.
level 4/10em
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lyra d.
Skipped my engagement party to 'reorganize the apartment.'
level 9/10shay
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cyrus o.
Won't try anything spicy. Won't shut up about it either.
level 4/10jess
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nico h.
Made the group reservation under a fake name. Then forgot the fake name.
level 5/10blair
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sage r.
Sent a calendar invite for a 'quick chat' that ran 90 minutes.
level 6/10anon
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onyx m.
Complained the bed was too soft. At the bed store.
level 4/10kayla
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briar k.
Took a phone call on speaker. In the theater. During the climax.
level 9/10anon
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