the wall of bitches.

“Left my four-paragraph text on read for three days, then replied "haha" to a plan that had already happened without him.”

“Posted 40 photos of a single 5k to the group chat captioned 'not for the recognition tho.' colby. it is for the recognition.”

“texts the group chat her wordle score at 6:03am daily, unprompted. got a 2/6 ONCE in October and has mentioned it 41 separate times since.”

“Showed up forty minutes late to "only stay for one," ordered nothing, and had his coat back on before my drink even landed on the table.”

“Texted 'u up?' at 2:14am. it was not an emergency. it was a semicolon he could have googled.”

“Borrowed my drill in March, my charger in April, and someone's phone number in May. has otherwise texted me a grand total of zero (0) times.”

“Refolds the shared towels 'the correct way' immediately after you fold them, in total silence, maintaining eye contact the entire time.”

“Has been "going through it" all week. the "it" is that the coffee shop discontinued his oat milk. he has now told this story to fourteen (14) people.”

“Let's face it. You just can't handle the volatility”

“over turning the egypt's goal and made me lost all my money on kalshi”

“Skipped leg day. Again. Don't think we don't notice.”

“You’ve been late the last 4 times we’ve planned to hang out”