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DELPHINE X.
you are being
a little
bitch.
THE OFFENSE
Claims "I don't even really watch TV," then live-tweets the finale everyone specifically avoided her to dodge spoilers, tags the whole friend group individually.
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the court of public opinion

delphine x. got called out.

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the group chat agrees. unanimously.
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  • “she tagged me specifically. i muted the group for a WEEK.”
    — mara
  • “said "no spoilers i promise" in the same breath. zero self awareness.”
    — kai
  • “this is the third finale she has ruined. THIRD.”
    — anon
  • “screenshotted for the group chat hall of fame immediately.”
    — the gc

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